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[[What else is there to do?|WHAT ELSE]]

DO A HUNDRED THINGS.

<<randomp \n1 "find the inner circle."1 "make a new friend."1 "have allergies."1 "do whatever you want."1 "don't do anything."1 "just have a boring old salad."1 "make dinner."1 "dig your way in."1 "drink a beer."1 "buy some pot."1 "experiment."1 "say you will."1 "say you will, and then don't."1 "get the fuck out of dodge."1 "make up an excuse."1 "find a reason to go there."1 "ask for their number."1 "go to bed early."1 "choose a new dream."1 "have sex with someone smarter than you."1 "stay in bed."1 "sweat."1 "make a list of the people you know."1 "don't you have any ideas?"1 "see what looks good."1 "try waxing."1 "stop spending money. it's always a good idea to save more money."1 "eat for free."1 "stay in your lane."1 "know your role."1 "call (610) 568-8186 and tell Jeana to get up from the computer. Say, 'rest your eyes for a little bit' or 'walk around and stretch your legs.'"1 "call Nora at (415) 385-2490 and ask her what she's grateful for."1 "call my dad for honest, unbiased advice: (484) 955-6447. His name is DeWitt. Just be yourself."1 "wait for the water to get warm."1 "wait for the rain to ease up."1 "shower in the dark."1 "count your friends."1 "wash your windows."1 "turn off the coffee pot."1 "sell your shit and move."1 "get wet."1 "check the locks."1 "see if it works."1 "take the dog out for a walk. go on, clear your head."1 "go and lie down."1 "sleep on it."1 "just wait until morning."1 "make it through the night."1 "fix yourself a sandwich."1 "start an argument."1 "wait and see how it pans out. there's no sense in speculating. it's out of your control."1 "change your underwear."1 "call Patricia at (805) 588-8760 and ask what her favorite breakfast is right now. Get the recipe."1 "wait a day or two, and then make your move."1 "come back for more. leave with less than you came with."1 "get more than you bargained for."1 "choose a new route."1 "sell your shit and move."1 "stay where you are."1 "look out the window for a while."1 "take a quick break. you'll be glad you did."1 "parse out the sentence."1 "ask."1 "look in the last place you left it."1 "donate your blood if it's clean."1 "account for everything."1 "start eating meat again. just be responsible about it, you know, when you can."1 "write a letter."1 "write a letter to the company."1 "get it off your chest."1 "do something nice for a child."1 "settle the score."1 "mind your own business."1 "change your underwear."1 "change your tune."1 "call Chisa and make her a promise: (707) 499-4107."1 "donate a book to the library."1 "blame your parents."1 "surrender."1 "win."1 "do it all."1 "take your time."1 "grab it by the balls."1 "eat some vegetables."1 "let it work it's magic."1 "okay, now start from the beginning."1 "turn on the news."1 "make sure it's microwave safe."1 "make your own luck."1 "just say 'fuck it,' bro."1 "slow down, man."1 "search."1 "be careful."1 "let me run some ideas by you."1 "dominate."1 "submit."1 "split it three ways."1 "ask around."1 "wring their fucking necks."1 "practice self-love.">> \n\n\n\n\n@@position:fixed;top:35%;left:10%;[[What else?|WHAT ELSE]]@@ \n\n@@position:fixed;top:80%;left:80%;[[< go home.|HOME]]@@

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<<print $playerName>> <<cyclinglink \n"clicks." \n"obeys." \n"knows this game already."\n"knows a little bit of Spanish."\n"knows it by heart."\n"knows you didn't mean it."\n"knows you didn't mean it and totally forgives you." \n"sees themselves five years from now."\n"calls it like they see it." \n"finds the inner circle."\n"makes a new friend."\n"points the finger."\n"puts on some lotion."\n"tells someone."\n"finally tells someone about it."\n"fights back."\n"puts on some lotion."\n"has sex."\n"has allergies."\n"blames the president."\n\n"does whatever they want."\n"feeds the neighborhood."\n"keeps making the same mistakes."\n"keeps making the same mistakes over and over again."\n"keeps hope alive."\n"keeps secrets."\n"knows a shortcut."\n"knows me like a brother."\n"just loves to dance."\n"just loves to play."\n"just loves to flip the bird."\n"loves you so much it hurts."\n"eats the last piece."\n"goes to the store for toilet paper, ends up buying a lot of other shit, too, gets to the register, and realizes they left their wallet at home."\n"gets their card declined."\n"waits for him to get ready."\n"waits in the car."\n"cries in the car."\n"cries at the end."\n"cries every time."\n\n"watches it once."\n"watches my back."\n"scratches my back."\n"scratches the surface."\n"gets the joke."\n"solves the puzzle."\n"shies away."\n"shies away from strangers."\n"hates all their friends."\n"keeps good company."\n"minds their ps and qs."\n"carries that weight."\n"carries that weight a long time."\n"hurts like a bitch."\n"hurts like a motherfucker."\n"hurts the people closest to them."\n"cleans the whole house."\n"cleans the whole house and still feels anxious."\n"cleans the whole house, still feels anxious, and calls home."\n"minds their own business."\n\n"remembers to turn off the coffee pot?"\n"plays the race card."\n"plays the gay card."\n"plays the privilege card."\n"plays their cards right."\n"plays piano."\n"sleeps on your couch."\n"sleeps on your couch (just for the night.)"\n"eats."\n"eats all your food."\n"kisses sweetly."\n"shakes."\n"shakes on it."\n"thinks that's a stupid reason to give up on all of this."\n"wakes up."\n"wakes and bakes."\n"wakey-wakeys."\n"works around your schedule."\n"checks their phone."\n\n"grabs it by the balls."\n"has some shortcomings, sure, but is aware of them, and, honestly, thinks that that's what matters most."\n"meets someone they really like."\n"meets someone they really like and blows it."\n"meets someone they really like and lays it all on the line."\n"meets someone they really like and the rest is history."\n"grieves."\n"seethes."\n"takes their time."\n"tries to fit a square peg in a round hole."\n"makes the grade."\n"makes it fit."\n"gets it off their chest."\n"wishes they knew what to say."\n"wants to make it work."\n"puts the baby to sleep."\n"gets wet."\n"gets more than they bargained for."\n\n"chooses a new dream."\n"always finishes my sentences."\n"reaches the end."end>>\n\n\n\n@@position:fixed;top:80%;left:80%;[[< go home.|HOME]]@@

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JEANA POINDEXTER [[DOES A HUNDRED THINGS.|JEANA DOES]]\n\n@@position:fixed;top:50%;text-transform:lowercase;jeana.poindexter@gmail.com\n(610) 568-8186@@\n\n\n\n\n@@position:fixed;top:80%;left:80%;[[< go home.|HOME]]@@